Funny Stuff

Some humoruous Church bulletin misprints

1.Announcement in the church bulletin for a National prayer and fasting

  conference.  The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes

  meals."

2. Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious

   pleasure to the congregation.

3. “Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things

   not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

4. Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own

   hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

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What people won't say when they see

the Christian bumper sticker or fish symbol

1. "Look! Let’s stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians.”

2. "Don’t worry, Billy, those people are Christians — they must have a good reason

    for driving 90 miles an hour.”

3. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers

    and sisters.”

4. Isn’t it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new

   BMW?”

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Some Biblical One-Liners

1. Queston: What kind of man was Boaz before he married? Answer: Ruthless

2. Question: What do they call pastors in Germany? Answer: German Shepherds

3. Question: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

   Answer:   Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.

4. Question: What was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

   Answer:   Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew

               out a little prophet. 

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