Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married? A. Ruthless
Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock
while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. What was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She
went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out
of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Honda,
because the apostles were all in one Accord.
|"A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: But a broken spirit drieth the bones." (Proverbs 17:22)
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER and FASTING Conference.
“The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.”
Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I will not pass this way again,” giving obvious pleasure to
“Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not
worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.”
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers. Bring your own hot dogs
and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
Some Biblical One-Liners:
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"...Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved..." (Acts 16:31)
Humorous Church Bulletin Misprints:
Things People WON’T SAY When They See the Christian
Bumper Sticker or Fish Symbol on Your Car:
“Look! Let’s stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians.”
“Don’t worry, Billy, those people are Christians — they must have a good reason for
driving 90 miles an hour.”
“What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and
“Isn’t it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?”
“Dad, how come people who drive like that don’t get thrown in jail?” “Dad, can we
get a bumper sticker like that, too?”